@@ -5,48 +5,21 @@ subtitle: The FBI has not been here
description: Watch this page carefully for changes and read up on warrant canaries. I may not be able to state anything clearly.
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-**Updated**: 2020-04-06 03:23 UTC
+Because I suck at remembering to do things and this canary hadn't been updated for nearly two weeks after the deadline, I'm going to modify the process a little. Rather than reposting it every month, simply watch the line below. Other than occasionally incrementing the date, if it changes, something's up. If it doesn't, everything is fine.
-This canary should be updated on the first of every month but could be delayed up to a week.
-
-# Recent(ish) stories in my RSS feed
-* [On smoking a pipe](https://secluded.site/posts/on-smoking-a-pipe/)
-* [Next frontier in Microsoft, Google, Amazon cloud battle is over a world without code](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/01/new-microsoft-google-amazon-cloud-battle-over-world-without-code.html)
-* [What's the Most Expensive Software Per Byte?](https://buttondown.email/hillelwayne/archive/whats-the-most-expensive-software-per-byte/)
-* [‘Zoom is malware’: why experts worry about the video conferencing platform](https://buttondown.email/hillelwayne/archive/whats-the-most-expensive-software-per-byte/)
-
-# Statement
-I have not been contacted by any member of law enforcement from any nation regarding this site, the associated servers, the services/applications running on them, or any of the users. This is accurate as of 2020-04-06 03:23 UTC.
-
-# Further information
-Read this page carefully and watch for changes. The [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary) article may prove useful if you're not sure what something means.
-
-# Signed version for verification
-The detached signature can be found [here](/verify.sig)
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-**Updated**: 2020-04-06 03:23 UTC
-
-This canary should be updated on the first of every month but could be delayed up to a week.
-
-# Recent(ish) stories in my RSS feed
-* [On smoking a pipe](https://secluded.site/posts/on-smoking-a-pipe/)
-* [Next frontier in Microsoft, Google, Amazon cloud battle is over a world without code](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/01/new-microsoft-google-amazon-cloud-battle-over-world-without-code.html)
-* [What's the Most Expensive Software Per Byte?](https://buttondown.email/hillelwayne/archive/whats-the-most-expensive-software-per-byte/)
-* [‘Zoom is malware’: why experts worry about the video conferencing platform](https://buttondown.email/hillelwayne/archive/whats-the-most-expensive-software-per-byte/)
-
-# Statement
-I have not been contacted by any member of law enforcement from any nation regarding this site, the associated servers, the services/applications running on them, or any of the users. This is accurate as of 2020-04-06 03:23 UTC.
-
-# Further information
-Read this page carefully and watch for changes. The [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary) article may prove useful if you're not sure what something means.
+I have not been contacted by any member of law enforcement
+from any nation regarding this site, the associated servers,
+the services/applications running on them, or any of the
+users. This is accurate as of 2020-05-20.
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