on-smoking-a-pipe.md

  1---
  2title: "On smoking a pipe"
  3description: Why I started smoking a pipe, what my first experience was like, and why I continue to
  4author: Amolith
  5date: 2020-04-05T21:38:07-04:00
  6draft: false
  7cover: /assets/pngs/pipe.png
  8categories:
  9  - Pipe Smoking
 10tags:
 11  - Personal
 12  - Missouri Meerschaum
 13  - Indian Summer
 14  - Lord of the Rings
 15---
 16
 17The Lord of the Rings is one the greatest book series I have ever read
 18as well as one of my favourite movie trilogies; when I was younger, I
 19watched them so often that I knew *almost* exactly where all the scenes
 20were in the timeline and could quote a fair few of the lines verbatim :wink:
 21Pipe smoking was very prominent throughout, from the hobbits to the
 22humans to the dwarves, and I was always intrigued by it. In my second
 23year of high school/college,[^1] I took a public speaking course and
 24decided to do my persuasive speech on the topic; my purpose was not to
 25convince people *to* smoke a pipe, rather that they shouldn't judge pipe
 26smokers as harshly. In conducting my research, I ended up wanting to try
 27it for myself.
 28
 29Another influence was likely my grandfather. I don't remember it
 30*particularly* well other than a few scattered images here and there but
 31I do know he smoked everything from cigarettes to cigars, cigarillos,
 32and pipes. A few days ago, my grandmother commented on my pipe stand and
 33said he had had one very similar before his stroke.[^2]
 34
 35Shortly after my 18th birthday, I ordered [my first corn cob
 36pipe](https://corncobpipe.com/missouri-pride-corncob-pipe.html) from
 37[Missouri Meerschaum](https://corncobpipe.com/) and ended up falling in
 38love. I went to my local tobacconist and asked what he recommended for
 39someone who was just getting into it. He suggested two blends I think
 40they created in-house; one was an aromatic[^3] called *Indian Summer*
 41and the other was an English[^3] which I've forgotten the name of.
 42
 43The first one I tried was Indian Summer as people typically start with
 44an aromatic. It's sort of like drinking beer before brandy (I've never
 45had brandy so I don't know what it actually tastes like); the former is
 46palatable to most while the latter is an acquired taste. The flavour was
 47a little odd but I enjoyed it nonetheless. The English on the other hand
 48. . . suffice it to say[^4] that my palate hadn't (and still hasn't)
 49developed that far. When I open the jar, my nose is assaulted with a
 50smell reminiscent of burning rubber; it's very sharp and acrid. Other
 51than smelling it and promptly deciding to leave it for another day, that
 52blend has stayed in the same jar since I made the purchase.
 53
 54The pipe I started with, the [Missouri
 55Pride,](https://corncobpipe.com/missouri-pride-corncob-pipe.html) is one
 56that pretty much every podcast, blog post, and tutorial recommends.
 57There's no reason to pay over $100 for an artisan pipe when you can get
 58a feel for the hobby spending less than $15 including tobacco, tamper,
 59and pipe cleaners. It wasn't a *stellar* experience but I would
 60certainly recommend it to anyone that's curious; corn cob pipes are the
 61best way to see if you'll enjoy the activity. In addition, many pipe
 62smokers still buy cobs because of their low price. You can take one out
 63with you and, if you drop and break it, you're really not out that much.
 64My [Emerald](https://corncobpipe.com/the-emerald-corn-cob-pipe) is
 65supposed to get here sometime tomorrow (I know that website is down at
 66the moment; I'll edit this and add a picture or two once the pipe
 67arrives).
 68
 69One of my favourite aspects of smoking a pipe is the "ritual" associated
 70with it. You pick which pipe you're in the mood for, select the tobacco,
 71go through the stages of packing the bowl, striking the "false
 72light",[^5] letting it go out, tamping it down again, striking the "true
 73light", and then, finally, sitting back to enjoy the flavour whilst
 74reading a good book. It's one of the most relaxing hobbies I've ever
 75had. Another aspect I appreciate is the *rich* history and tradition
 76associated with pipe smoking. I may discuss this further in another post
 77but, for now, I'll say that tradition and history are *incredibly*
 78important to me.[^6]
 79
 80[^1]: I attended an Early College; I was taking college courses *instead
 81    of* some high school courses yet getting credit for both. I ended up
 82    going to high school for five years and coming out with three
 83    Associate Degrees.
 84[^2]: When I was 7 or 8, he had a severe stroke due to a blood clot
 85    likely caused by how often he smoked. He spent the next 9 years
 86    paralysed on his left side and wheelchair-bound.
 87[^3]: You can read about the different styles and flavours of pipe
 88    tobacco at the [Pipedia](https://pipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_Tobaccos), a
 89    fantastic resource on pipe smoking.
 90[^4]:
 91    [Dictionary.com](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/suffice-it-to-say):
 92    "It is enough to say this and no more, as in *Suffice it to say that
 93    the judge was furious when the invitation was withdrawn.*"
 94[^5]: When you're lighting a pipe, you first put the flame to the
 95    tobacco and move it around the bowl trying to evenly "toast" it, all
 96    the while drawing the flame down further by sucking as you would on
 97    a straw (*not* inhaling). After doing this for 15-20 seconds, you
 98    stop and let the flame die. The tobacco will fluff up from the heat
 99    (like when lighting any other fire with tinder) so you tamp it back
100    down. The next time you light it, it will stay lit. This is the
101    "true light".
102[^6]: Because this is my blog and I don't have to conform to any
103    academic standards, I'm ending it here. Goodbye and thanks for
104    reading :grin: